bonogles


sungl-sses fitted with bright pink gl-ss,mainly worn by untalented pop-artists of the h-m-s-xual persuation. wearing this accessory for prolonged periods of time can have serious psychological bieffects on the wearer, such as wrongly comparing yourself to the beatles, the perception that you have deep knowledge in subjects far beyond the limits of the pop-artists feeble mind and deeply enjoying the smell from the sulphur acids in your own flatulence. looking directly at the sun while wearing bonogles will result in retinal cancer (retin-blastoma), though if you find yourself wearing bonogles, it is widely and strongly adviced that you go ahead and do it. a thorough study in this subject matter is done by the udca (uncle deercamp culture -n-lysis board)
the use of “bonogles” in a sentence:
“bono is a pretencious piece of sh-t with suck -ss songs, a dumb -ss name, and i hope someone shoves those d-mn bonogles so far up his -ss you can hear them clack on the back of his teeth.”

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