Bonsai Kitty Patrol (BKP)


the local taskforce designated to find and release bonsai kitty from captivity into the wild. usually still in their jar shape formation
“this is the bkp, if you know of any bonsai kitty in your area please dont hesitate to call us. thank you!”

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