Bontemps


a fictional town in the series true blood, hbo, loosely based on the sookie stackhouse books. located in the same state as new orleans, louisiana.
bon temps is a lovely town in louisiana.
a person who is very ugly, stupid, and annoying. this person has an extremely false since of c-ckiness, although has no friends. this person may also be referred to as screech, sam powers, or dustin diamond.

i.e. – the worst of all insults
quit being a bontemps!
adj. – the greatest form of utter stupidity, rediculousness, or irrationality. to perform such an act would require becoming a hermit for all eternity.
wow, that was pretty bontemps of you!
to party it up hard, get really drunk, and have a great time despite how you might feel the next morning.
“d-mn, those guys are partying bontemps style over there!”

“tim and ron said they wanted to get blotto bontemps style tonight at the concert.”
to run over things with a oversized 4×4 pickup truck.
the bank called. they said that you bontempsed their exit-only sign.

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