bonus points
points that you offer to people in a last resort to convince someone. usually ends up failing, but its always a good effort.
guy 1: dude you’ll get bonus points if go slap that girl’s -ss.
guy 2: what are you r-t-rded?
guy 1: i’ll give you a dollar.
guy 2: how about no?
guy 1: how about a dollar and bonus points?
guy 2: deal.
while a p-ssenger in a car, and you see people walking on the road, one yells, “bonus points”, and the driver runs over, or threatens to run over the pedestrians.
billy: bonus points!
ricky: (floors on the gas pedal)
the pedestrians leap int the snow off of the road.
phrase to yell out when somebody has done something so awesome that a one handed high five is almost an insult, therefore you exert them to a double slap. if a person yells this and does not receive the requested action they are currently the biggest loser in the general area.
note:not a fake def. just may have not have caught on in your area, i suggest you use it as soon as possible!
1. 1st time used(kinda stupid):
#1-“hey,”
#2-“what?”
#1-“i have a question for you”
#2-“what?”
#1-“do you walk to school or do you pack a lunch?”
#2-“what?”
#3(p-sserby)-“dude! bonus points!!” (double high five occurs)
#2-“you guys are f-cking idiots.”
2. modern use:
alex-“just do it”
joe-“no, i’ll get in trouble”
alex-“wow joe, you really suck at doing anything that involves b-lls”
bobby-“yeah, accept for tea bagging”
alex-(to bobby)”bonus points!”
(double high-five occurs)
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