bonzai sledding


the act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.
“man i just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and i think i bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!”

“that’s cool… you need a beer?”

“yeah. thanks.”

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