boob crusher


when someone squeezes you while hugging, or hugs so tight that ‘it crushes your b–bs’ – people from walter reed –
brandon l. is the b–b crusher.
the equipment used to perform mammograms. some women have likened it to a tire running over their b–bs, and having them squeezed into a box-shape thingy…
woman: “it’s that time of the year again… gotta go to the b–b crusher…”

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