Boob Distortion
the phenomenon that occurs when a woman wears a graphic t-shirt and the image on the shirt is distorted or stretched due to her ample bosom.
girl: d-mn, the circle on my shirt is now an oval thanks to b–b distortion!
guy: and that’s a problem because…?
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