boob muffin


when a woman wears a bra that is too small for her and her b–bs poke out of the top.
that woman has some huge b–b m-ffins
a blue berry m-ffin with a melted part around it that appears to be the arieola… also with a chocolate chip in the center.
trudi wanted a b–bm-ffin but the lame clerk didn’t give her one. so she sulked.

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