boobcramp
cronic crampage of the breastical
miner symptoms include:
.heavy breathing
.itchy foreskin
.swelling of the nut-sack (blue b-lls)
.stinky sn-tch (smells of calms) “she’ll a lil clammy..”
.spontaneous childbirth
.pink eye
.depression
.shhhhuuurrrred shhpeeshhhed
cronic symptoms resulting in:
.-n-l leakage / rectal spasms
.extreme stipples (stiffnipps)
.blurb vision
.milky discharged
.c-nt, sh-t f-cking turrets!!
.death
people at high risk include:
children over the age of 8
.elderly
. women with large dangle sn-tches
. a person with white skin and red hair. (ranga’s)
.the jew community
.south australian bogans
.weirdo’s with breado’s
.women with m-ffin tops
.people with mullets and buzzcuts
– if any symptoms occur please seek medical advice
help is out there.
‘ dude, do you wanna come to party tonight?’
‘ i cannn’t, i gotsa b–bcramp!!!!!’
“i’ve got the b–bcramp blues…”
‘r.i.p dear agnes, a strong willed woman, a fighter til the end. a life taken away to soon. she was a mother of three a widow of five.
she lost her seven year long fight to cronic b–bcramp on her mother’s brother’s cousin’s birthday. r.i.p we lost a beautiful soul”
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