Boobgrab
when you go to reach for something from a chick and they move and you “accidentally” grab their b–b. this also works with really fat guys.
nathan: hey kim, can i see that picture you’re holding?
kim: yeah, sure, you just have to reach in front of my really big b–bs to get it.
nathan: okay! (a little too enthusiastically) whoops, i that was an “accidental” b–bgrab.
kim: well… it looks like you’re gonna have to try again!
-some random person: cr-p, i just b–bgrabbed peter griffin!-
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