boobie watcher


a man or woman (mostly a man) that is gifted in the art of sensing b–bs all around him and never gets caught. he p-sses his talents down from generation to generation. he is gifted in the art of carefully watching a woman’s hooters without her noticing.
“did you see the double d’s behind me, or how about over there those c cups? that is why they call me the b–bie watcher”
a “galavanter”

-one who seeks out pleasure by flirting and hardlegging women on message boards
that dude is quite the b–biewatcher… you know, a real hardleg

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