boobology
to be able to determine the weight and shape of the b–b without haveing to see her nude. know what every part of the b–b, from the areola to the nipple and those little b-mps women get when they are h-rny around the areola, i call them braile for “touch me here”
b–bologist: those are a 36 ddd , pink nipples, 24.3 b-mps around the areola etc etc.
women: wow, you sure know your b–bology
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