Boobpire


b–bpires are mythological or folkloric beings who subsist by feeding on the b–bs of female creatures, regardless of whether they are undead or a living person.

one can easily identify this creature by looking at their modus operandi, they hunt alone, and stare at b–bs while drooling.

the only way a female can defend from a b–bpire is by piercing their nipples with silver piercings.

one can completely annihilate one by staking them on both of the b–bpire’s b–bs.
guy 1 – dude! i think that guy is a b–bpire!
guy 2 – you have a stake? i have mine, let’s kill it!
b–bpire – -drools while staring at female br–sts-

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