Boobs before Noobs


a term used for when you would rather hang out with a girl than a guy friend.
bro 1: dude, wanna hang at jacob’s?

bro 2: nah man, emily is coming over.

bro 1: come on, dude! again?!

bro 2: b–bs before noobs, man.

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