boobscured


1. when you’re fooled into thinking a girl is cuter than she really is, due to her profile picture being taken a an angle that emphasizes br–sts and not the rests

2. being distracted by b–bs in general
“i didn’t know she had a tail! her profile picture totally b–bscured that!”

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