Boobstache
you know that sweat stain that ladies get under their b–bs? the sweat pours down the central b–b c-n-l, and out the sides in the underb–b regions – thus forming the sweatstain in the shape of a mustache… aka, the b–bstache.
“yo, check out the handlebar b–bstache on the girl on the elliptical.”
“eh, i’m looking at the p-rn b–bstache on the girl twerking out on the treadmill!”
chest hair on a man (and maybe some women).
i like men with some nice b–bstache, it’s so masculine and s-xy!
really? i prefer mine with a smooth chest.
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