Boobstracted
-having a hard time as a male to look a woman in the eyes because of her distracting front torso
-having a hard time as a male to focus on anything because of a distracting female torso in sight
i didn’t noticed the yellow car, because i was b–bstracted by caroline. sorry, you were saying? i was totally b–bstracted, apologies.
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