Boobtrapped
the feeling a man or a lesbian gets when putting his or her face between very large br–sts.
a very simple trap that catches a b–b.
bob felt b–btrapped when lauren put her very large br–sts in his face.
bob b–btrapped the moron who was stealing his chickens every night.
the feeling that some men have when surfing the internet, as if they cannot esscape the multiplying preponderance of b–bs all over the place, from websites to blogs to spam.
“my girlfriend joked to me last night that my computer might be b–bytrapped, but what i think she meant was b–btrapped, because, man, i am surrounded by b–bs almost everywhere i go online.”
— overheard at a water cooler at an office in palo alto, california
Read Also:
- Alex Butler
the coolest man at international gymnastics camp. he works as the head of scaerie aerie, the rock wall and obstacle course at the camp. he is easily annoyed when asked for the time. aaron: “hey let’s go ask alex butler what time it is!” helen: “yeah, he’ll probably look at the computer even though there’s […]
- boodinki
a word used to define two people who fell in love over the internet. i married my bood-nki only months after first chatting with him.
- Boofounded
to be so incredibly surprised, confused, or astonished by an action, statement, or situation that no other word can describe what you have experienced or heard. dude i’m completely boofounded that you actually milked that cat. your ignorance boofounds me. i find subperpendicular vortex’s boofounding.
- alexisified
adj…something that is so amazingly awesome nothing can even attempt to be better…even chain mail is cool if its been alexisified. her mypsace page was alexisified and now it rocks!!!
- Alexisize
exercise in which you make a circle with your arms (a circle of life if you will), put your feet together to waddle, and dance randomly and obnoxiously instead of sit, let’s alexisize!