Booby Humper


adjecative,used to describe a person who secretly gets pleasure from touching parts of the female anatome -in particular the b–bs.

this secret and sacrid skill takes place when a person goes in for hug but snuggly places their head in between a person clevage
scott:you see that girl over ther shes a b–by humper!

isla:i want some of that 🙂

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