Booger Hooker


noun: either the right or left index fingernail. in some rare cases it is the right or left index and middle fingernails, one in each nostril. this would be a double hook by a skilled booger hooker.
roscoe was in despair when he broke his best booger hooker off at the quick.

don, ” i saw roscoe in the meeting performing a perfect double booger hook. he had them up to the second knuckle”

ed, ” man, has that guy got skills or what?”

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