booger sex
when ky jelly isn’t available and you need to lube up your grandma’s sandy old dust sn-tch.
man, my grandma was really h-rny last night. i decided to oblige after she took her teeth out.
fumbling in the poorly lit bedroom, i couldn’t find my tube of lube. she moaned “give it to me hansel!”
shuddering with disgust, i closed off my left nostril and blew a filthy, brown-green snot clot all over her cl-toris (which was withered and deformed with age).
then i gave her a hard hump and had my first official booger s-x.
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