Booger Theorem


“sometimes you gotta say “what the f-ck”, make your move. every now and then, saying “what the f-ck”, brings freedom. freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future.”
(coined by the character booger in the movie risky business.)
“man… i can´t take it anymore, cindy is making my life so miserable and, to make it worse, i think she is doin´the laundry to that arts professor.”
“well. you don´t have it easy, but there is a solution to any desperate situation in life, whether sentimental, professional… even ecological: the magnificent booger theorem.! use its force son.!

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