BoogerGlue
n. a super strong adhesive that is derived from excessive amounts of nasal mucus. invented by none other than the me.
1. “dude, what genius invented boogerglue? i did.”
2. “dude, did you know that boogerglue is the only glue in the world that can withstand 80 mph winds outside a car window?”
3. “duuude, i need something to hang my flat screen 3d tv on the wall. p-ss me that boogerglue!”
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