Book Alarm


similar to the common alarm clock it is designed to wake up the recipient; the main difference being that a book is used (as opposed to a shotgun) by a second person and most commonly with a great deal of force. it is similar to a c-ck slap except that the relevant genitalia is replaced with a large book.
christoph was asleep in geography so i used the old book alarm to get him up.

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