Book Doctor
1. one who has received a ph.d. in literature or of a single language of the world. they are usually college professors seeing as there is no other possible practical application for getting a ph.d. in such disciplines; they also make very small salaries due to their overall lack of need to society.
2. one who gets his/her ph.d. for the sole purpose of being called “doctor.”
3. not a real doctor
student: dr. klekar, my t-st-cl-s hurt.
dr. klekar: what? get out of my cl-ss!!
student: but, but you’re a doctor, and i need help!
dr. klekar: i’m just a book doctor!
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