Book Jerker


short for “facebook-jerker-offer,” denoting a seriously creepy dude with very few friends who uses his time to stalk those he knows, or doesn’t know, and to m-st-rb-t- to pictures of them making weird faces at a camera with which they are taking a picture of themself next to any and every other person in the room.
mark warner is a total book jerker.

“yo, dude, who is that chick?”
“i dunno. she’s hot.”
“you’re a total book jerker.” (leaves)
(touches himself)

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