Book Legs
the act in which one begins to narrarate ones own life according to the style of the lengthy book just read in a short period of time.
“frank’s still talking like hes an elf in a bl–dy fantasy novel.”
“probably stuck on his book legs.”
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the act of ringing a takeaway establishment to make your order 15 minutes before you arrive to ensure you don’t have to wait for your order “booking a table at dominos saved us waiting at the counter for our food like chumps”
- Bookmark whore
a male or female that keeps record or can recall all the people they have been with, meaning as dating and or sleeping with. the other day i was talking with a friend about my boyfriend and our conversation suddenly jumped to all the guys she has been with. what a bookmark wh-r-!
- Book Please
a phrase used to describe how excruciatingly average something is. related to “cool story bro.” it can be used to p-ss someone off if they’re telling a story. parker: omg! i just hit a ladder shot, 360, yy, cross-map, no scope on highrise!!!!1!!11!1!11!!!11!11!!1!111 brennan: book please.
- Book of Awesome
a long book that details extraordinary people that commonly use the term ‘awesome’ to define themselves, thus ultimately making it true. the book of awesome says that the boy over there said he was awesome, so it must be true!
- boongaphile
this is when an older person gives gifts to small boongs such as emu export, paint, glue, metho and sometimes even stolen cars in exchange for s-xual acts hey look at that old guy giving that small boong -n-l s-x in that gts monaro… he must be a boongaphile!