booknap (n) : when you use your compelling book you’re reading as a pillow while you nap on the beach.
i meant to read but ending up just taking a booknap.
a person who loves basketball and always tries to make himself a beeter person. he doesnt like when he puts himself in difficult situations man i’m guerdo
- west virginia flap jack
slapping the foreskin of your flaccid p-n-s against your boyfriend’s lips. the west virginia flap jack brian got was just an appetizer for the g-y feast that followed.
- take the banana
the term take the banana is equivalent to just take it and shut up, just do it, don’t even ask. you know if you are handed a banana, you know what to do with it without question. that is it… take the banana. but dad, why do i have to do it, son, just take […]
- garfield p*rn
the hottest p-rn out there. includes jon and liz s-x scene and garfield f-cking some lasagna. when i watch garfield p-rn i c-m in 7.7 seconds
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