Bookshelf Babe


a hot/attractive women you see, that you do you want have s-x with, but cannot, since you already have a girlfriend and you are not sc-m enough to cheat on her. she is basically like a book that you don’t read, that sits on the book shelf collecting dust.
janice worked in the office right next to me, she was so beautiful that i often daydreamed about her in the middle of work, however i already have a girlfriend and don’t want to risk an office romance either, she’ll always be that bookshelf babe to me.

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