booliebam
an unexpected spider bite.
the only way to treat and get rid of a booliebam is to pray about it at 3:15am. if you are really sincere in your prayer, the booliebam will go away exaclty three days after your prayer at 3:15am.
guy 1: “d-mn son, lookie here, i got a freaking booliebam!”
guy 2: “wow, that sucks man! you better pray at 3:15am!”
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