Boomerang Insult
1.) a type of insult that unexpectedly hurls itself back upon its foolish owner and blasts his/her ego into tiny shards of humility and disgrace.
2.) the boomerang “insult” used by the 18th century australian aborigine chief brucedingo to physically attack, rather than verbally -ssail, rapscallions.
1.) brother 1: “you’re mother’s so stupid, she called you a son of a b-tch!”
brother 2: “you d-ck-brain, we have the same mom.”
2.) guy 1: “if you were twice as smart as i am, you’d still be stupid.”
guy 2: “….. you’re a f-cking idiot.. use that tiny brain of yours better before you hurl another boomerang insult.”
3.) idiot: “you’re so stupid you tried to put alphabet soup in alphabetical order!”
sage: “yeah. it worked.”
idiot: “…”
sage: “sigh, another boomerang insult from you today. well done!”
4.) rapscallion: “strewth! that f-ckeroo just hit me noggin with a boom-er-ang!”
aussie: “consider yourself lucky mate. that was the legendary brucedingo!”
when one person says a clever or funny burn directed at another person, and everyone laughs in response, but it takes the one receiving the burn seconds or even minutes to understand it.
person 1- –insert witty burn here–
group- –lol rofl lmao–
person 2- –blank stare– ……”oooooh! hey that’s not funny!”
wow took you long enough to get the joke man! another victim of the boomerang insult
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