Boot Gopher


having a mouse in your shoe, and or -n-s.
i have a tiny hairy mammal in my boot and or -ss, dude you’ve got a boot gopher!

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    (v. transitive) the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on a person, tube sock, or other object. d-mn, holmes, dfa hit that b-tch with the hacksaw and bootlaced his initials all over her back. its the line of love sp-nk you shoot on a womans back right when you pull out. arch your back and let ‘er fly. […]

  • Bootunga

    an interjection that strangely can be used in any situation but is typically used in a boring, negative, or humorous situation… the words actual definition is based primarily upon the tone it is used in. such as a sigh or with enthusiasm or a scowl. a random word typically shouted and also (in some cases) […]

  • booty bumpin

    slang term for a way of using crystal methamphetamine. a needless syringe is taken and filled with a solution of meth, and insterted into the -n-s of a male (or female). the contents are then emptied into the -n-s, and the partner male inserts his p-n-s into the receiving persons -n-s. justin jammed the syringe […]

  • booty butter

    lubricant used before -n-l s-x is performed. pack that -ss with booty b-tter so it wont be a dry hump.

  • booty rape

    b-tt rape -n-l rape rapin the booty my b-tt just got taken hostage. your mom just got booty raped! i’m gonna booty rape you! when a hoe gets f-cked or raped in the -sshole. dude 1: d-mn i booty raped sum hoe walking down the street…..i rubed my d-ck up and down her -ss craked […]


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