boot money


paper currency (usually benjamins) stored in a cowboy boot in the back of one’s closet in attempt to avoid scrutiny from a significant other or spouse. this money is usually reserved for questionable activities that require heightened discretion.
setting: two guys walk into a strip club

guy 1 (handed a wad of cash by guy 2): no way i can accept five hundred dollars in cash
guy 2: don’t worry about it, dude, this is boot money

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