Boot Slapper


soldiers must dig a 12″ cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. when you drop a t-rd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.
q: did everything come out all right?
a: it was a real boot slapper

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