Bootsie Collins


a person who leaves an extraordinary amount of missed calls on someone’s phone.

a person who drinks too much sailor jerry (collins) that they end up in the hotel pool with their clothes on.
mike totally got the bootsie collins last night, he had over 33 missed calls!

that dude pulled a bootsie collins at the inn last night!

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