booty blind
to have unclear judgment when attracted to the opposite or same s-x.
you can’t trust her, you’re booty blind!
booty blind is like being snow blind except there aint no snow, just a cute little piece of -ss.
man your girls playin you and you cant see it, your booty blind yo
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