booty burglar
someone who robs the nookie from an unconcious, lifeless, sleeping partner in the middle of the nite.
the booty burglar broke in again last nite!
one who tries to stealthly initiate -n-l s-x like a theif in the night.
ow! my -ss hurts, i shoulda known that sonofab-tch was a bootyburglar!
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