booty card


a credit card for buying gifts for women so you can get a s-xual favor in return.
i used my booty card to buy laqueesha a diamond ring, and we had s-x all night in return.

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    when dating a relatively hot individual, but are blind to their rather obvious flaws and personality issues. “dude, what does sam see in her? she likes punching babies. and old people!” “he’s got the booty blindness.”

  • Booze Poos

    a commonly used term in new zealand to describe the viscosity of ones excrement following a heavy drinking session. it can also be described as liquid poo. “man i had bad booze poos this morning, it was like i was p-ssing out my -ss.” similar to a hangover, booze poos is a bi-prouduct of a […]

  • Boral

    oral s-x of the -n-s. i gave this really hot chick boral last night. it tasted like poo. boral. is a combination of b-m and the word oral, to form boral, b-mhole oral. australian slang. coined by ordan j when walking with his girl friend in warnervale. “forget oral. lets boral”

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    when one is too bored to just sit around. “how’re you?” “bored -ssless, you?” “lol -ssless? yikes.. sounds pretty bad.”

  • Bored of the Rings

    what happens to you after watching a certain movie trilogy one too many times. sir ian can blow it out his -ss. i am now bored of the rings.


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