noun: any of a number of s-xually transmitted diseases, venerial viruses insect infestations or yeast infections.
she had so many booty cooties, they opened a vd clinic just for her.
the act of punkslapping your deserving female significant other on her cl-t-r-s for being a colossal pain in the -ss. usually done when she wrongs you. ed had to bootythwap his girlfriend when she tried to break his b-lls in front of all his friends for no particular reason.
a tattoo that is visible across one’s lower backside at the waistline. usually it’s something to read while one bangs away doggy style. some females have their names inscribed so the banger doesn’t call out the wrong name. can be underlined by a bright colored thong that is always visible. her bootytoo said “open all […]
- border hopping
switching from a girls -ss to her v-g-n- while having s-x. like canadians hop into america, john was border hopping kell all last night.
1) the ultimate form of noob. often an internet nerd who is hooked on video games and regularly speaks with a nerdy, high pitched voice. have underdeveloped social skills and find themselves alone at home doing nerdy things during both day and night. 2) a person who identifies well with noobs and displays the same […]
- boring as fudge
politically correct way to say “boring as f-ck” hey! where is everybody? anybody home? n-body says anything, this is boring as fudge!