booty-trap
when you are f-cking a girl in the -ss and she clenches her cheeks together and you can’t get your d-ck out.
male:”owwwwww!”
female:”i got you in a booty-trap”
similar to a b–by-trap in the regards of trapping a person and leaving them debilitated. but a booty-trap is the same concept but the prey is unsuspecting women who u have chosen to mate with and share dna.
steve -“theres no way this bootytrap is going to work paul”
paul-” the bootytrap never fails”
the act of getting in serious trouble due to a booty that dose not pertain to you.
your girlfriend’s best friend calls you wanting to grab some coffee wile your girl is in yoga cl-ss = booty trap
your at a bar with your girlfriend and she sees another girl and u making eye contact = booty trap
“jill called me on 3way and my wife was on the other line…booty trap”
“my girl found a pair of panties in my back seat with initials on the waistband but they werent hers ….booty trap”
(n) underwear/panties strategically left/hidden at your place the morning following a one night stand.
i looked under my bed and found a booty trap from the rando that came home with me last night.
the booty trap is when a female uses s-x to make you commit to being in a relationship. she will have s-x with you then randomly cut you off so your l-st for s-x makes you want to agree to be in a relationship
@ayeteddyp “me and tiffany was having s-x for 3 weeks then she just cut me off”
@drphilblunts “do you know why?”
@ayeteddyp “she said she didn’t want to just be friends with benefits no more”
@drphilblunts “d-mn sound like she put you in the booty trap son”
when a female is -ssterrific, and a little thickalicious, and has a behind that acts as a lure, the man being the booty bait, when finally he falls for it.
friend: how come you never come out with the guys anymore
dude: she’s got me in her booty-trap
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