bootybrained


when you’ve been f-cking someone that you really shouldn’t be f-cking, but your brain gets all twisted about it and you think you’re a match.
douchecanoe charlie: f-ck, dude, i’ve been banging this chick and i think i want to give her a baby.
f-cktard larry: sh-t, man. you’re f-cking bootybrained. snap out of it.
sh-tlord jim: wat.

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