bootyism
a religion originating in the east(coast) encouraging the endowment of large quant-ties of (female) booty, getting booty, banging booty, etc.
1)i’ve recently converted to bootyism. 2)since the divorce, i’ve been able to practice bootyism.
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tiger woods’ real faith and religion.
simon: did you hear that tiger have cured his nymphomania with buddhism?
john: no, mate! it was bootyism…
a religion originating encouraging the endowment of large quant-ties of booty, getting booty, banging booty, etc.
tiger wood’s proclaimed religion
“hey did you hear tiger woods is reinvesting himself in his buddhist faith”
“no i think you’re confused with bootyism and from what i have heard, he has been pretty invested in his faith for a long time.”
1) like alcoholism, bootyism is extreme s-x addiction triggered by craving booty (hind quarters) to the point of making life unmanageable.
2) often a poor attempt at humor, bootyism is an ignorant or scathing reference of the religion of buddhism.
1) a fortune and a career were lost when hugh grant’s bootyism drove him to get busted buying s-x from divine brown on the streets of los angeles.
2) chumley was so moronic last night, an attractive woman rushed away from him after he joked about bootyism being his religion.
tiger woods’ professed religion of choice.
sorry, elin, i was just at the temple studying some new bootyist techniques i read about. you know, i’m really into bootyism.
a distillation of esoteric mysticism from various cultures that provides for a means of enlightenment by cultivating erotic energies and celebrating the s-x act: without desire their is no liberation; without liberation their is no life; without s-x their is neither liberation nor life.
go to a yoga cl-ss and look at all the booty. bootyism gives one a reason to live and strive. attaining the highest experience of booty: bliss and dissolution of the ego in union with the object of ones desire and ones inner sensuality is to achieve a taste of ultimate liberation and enlightenment.
the gospel according to beyonce. often confused with buddhism.
todd: i’m thinking about converting to bootyism.
michael: nah man, it’s buddhism.
todd: no, cause in bootyism all you do is worship -ss.
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