Bootyogomy


a rare relationship between two people in which both can send each other “bootytexts” or issue a bootycall and are -ssured mutual exclusivity, but they are not in any type of further relationship. this means that bootyogomy partners cannot hang out, be friends, or go on dates. it is best if neither people in the relationship like each other as people. this makes bootyogomy a difficult, and often unsustainable, relationship.
alice: hey jake, want to hang out?
jake: um, i thought we agreed to bootyogomy.
alice: we can’t even watch a movie?
jake: that’s not how bootyogomy works, but hey, come by in about 20 for a quickie.

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