Booze Bay
the nickname for coos bay, which believe it or not during prohibition was the main exporter of booze for california, oregon(yes i didnt cap the other states on purpose theres a hint), idaho, and washington.
it is also called this because of the fact that there are more bars here within a square mile then almost any other city in oregon. i have four bars within walking distance of me right now.
back in the day during the boom we were a main exporter of lumber, a lot of the time the logs would be hallowed out to create a channel inside them for bottles of booze to be stuffed.
booze bay, the only city where you can bar hop to six bars on foot, and not break a sweat. where if your friend is at one bar, you can talk to him across the street from another bar without a blasted cell phone.
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