Boozenslob


a very drunk person who can’t stand up straight. derived from the last name h-sselhoff from actor david h-sselhoff, because of his drunken behavior that was seen all over the web. the two parts of his last name being “h-ssel and “hoff” are changed to “boozen” and “slob” then combined together and that was how the name was formed.
did you watch that video of david h-sselhoff wasted off his rocking chair last night.

yeah he was a complete boozenslob.

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