Booznoculars


when a girl (or guy) looks way more attractive after a few beers/shots than they would if one was sober.

synonym: beer goggles
guy 1: “aww sh-t, all these chicks are fuglyy”
guy 2: “naw man, i gots my booznoculars on baby!”

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