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• Splooge in your Applesauce

  1) a metaphorical phrase referring to the immasculation of some person; this phrase was first used in austin powers: goldmember during the prison rap scene 2) the action of -j-c-l-t-ng into someone else’s apple-derived side dish. example 1) friend #1: “what now, b-tch? i won!!! splooge in your applesauce! all up in it!!!” friend #2: […]

• Splooging

  to -j-c-l-t- with some force on your partner but at close range as to make the smacking sound as the c-m hits her. he stood up in the spa and finished by splooging all over her waiting lips and face. causing a m-ss eruption of bodily fluids, mostly out of the p-n-s. why are you […]

• Chuvna

  in a raisin brand crunch commercial one of the actors says …” i like the box because in the middle of the word kelloggs, it says ‘ello’…like a british greeting…’ello govna” i once said “ello govna” to a very chubby man… then i realized how fat he was so i said ” oh excuse me…ello […]

• clearance rack

  the group of single folks, typically in their 30’s, who go to singles groups or dating schemes for the purpose of trying to find men (or women). since they’ve probably been dumped several times and are desperate to sell, they are known as the clearance rack. jamie goes to a bunch of speed-dating nights each […]

• Globocall

  a telemarketing call conducted by a bank of operators in a (third world) country as an attempt to rival the annoyance of the robocall but with a personal touch and presumably without adding cost. a good globocall is characterized by any of the following: severe phoneline static, several seconds of latency, a caller with an […]

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