Border Sex
it’s when one sticks their p-n-s through the american-mexican border and another person inserts the p-n-s in a body opening.
(guy sticks p-n-s through border)
(woman puts p-n-s in her v-g-n-)
border patrol guy 1: what are they doing?
border patrol guy 2: it’s called border s-x.
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