bordplaner og porcelænsglas
porcelænsglas is a danish word most commonly used in conjunction with bordplaner, and the sentence “bordplan og porcelænsglas” roughly translates into “seating chart and gl-sses of porcelain”. however, the sentence also refers to doing cocaine on the naked body of a prost-tute.
the word “bordplaner” gives -ssociations to something lying on a table (a woman or a prost-tute).
in the word porcelænsglas the ‘porcelæn’ gives -ssociation to something white (cocaine) and ‘glas’ to a mirror which is commonly used for lining up the cocaine.
“in the middle of an organizational chaos, i have chosen not to have ‘bordplaner og porcelænsglas’.”
“wow, there was nothing about ‘bordplaner og porcelænsglas’ in the invitation. i would have gotten here earlier then!”
“i hope there will be a ‘bordplan og porcelænsglas’ soon, or i am out of here.”
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