Bored stiff


where you are so incredibly bored your mind wonders and your trousers become a tent
he stood up in geography and his shlort made an apperance through his broken zip, he must have been bored stiff!
when a guy is so bored he starts talking to girls to f-ck.
jeff “f-ck dude i’m bored stiff!”
amy”awh yeah wanna come over?”

-jeff goes to amy’s house and uses his stiffy on her-

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